Good news folks; Auld Edgeward has been found alive and well in Las Vegas. http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/weird/NATL-Chimp-Escapes-Las-Vegas-Backyard--Again--165955906.html?
Poor EDGE. Shot in his prime. I like that he tried to escape in an "unoccupied car". He's a lot smarter than I gave him credit for.
Newco Fans Get Pished Up In Peterheid: http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Bears_drink_100_cans_of_lager?