It's Official

A recent survey has found that living is actually bad for your health and could result in death.

The survey conducted by "The Society Of Bleedin' Obvious Sanctimonious Politically Correct Scaremongerers" were absolute in their verdict.

One twat said "If you are going to insist on living then you run the risk of death".

Take care out there folks.

It's a jungle.

 

Well, this is news. ER owns his very own society.

 

There's no mention of 'Old', '****' or 'Lonely' in their name, i doubt it's anything to do with him

 

I agree, Tobes, it's all about you

PS. by that I meant gay and lonely

 

And a geek.

 

Naw he isny. I resent you saying he is geek. Geek, by definition, requires superlative knowledge in any given discipline.

 

*****philia.

 

Gambol was a geek in the 1980s, he's just a sad old man using Windows Vista now

 

sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under

 

XP actually.

 

I'm close to the edge.

 

Big deal , I`m mates with Bono

 

I was looking for his number recently as I'm sure i had it - 6 days and I still haven't found what I'm looking for

 

It'll be the sweetest thing once you find it, Dan.

 

A beautiful day, I daresay.

 

Ahm no playin` Ahm trying to give this kind of thing up - usually quite unsuccessfully. With or without you ... re help

 

I was going to give it up in 2014 but never got further than New Year's Day

 

You were stuck in a moment you can't get out of

 

You lot have some Mysterious Ways.

 

Once the puns start I Will Follow