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Its official. Newcastle lasses are the biggest slags in Britain.

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  1. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...e-pulling-capital-of-britain-115875-23469729/

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    So its official now. The knicker elastic in the drawers of the average Newcastle tart is looser than a 70 year old blokes bladder. Bike riding in the toon has a totally different meaning for them it would seem.

    Maybe Freddie and Dougie were right after all. Who let the dogs out indeed?

    Dirty Geordie slags eh? Good old Geordie Shore, or should that be Geordie Whore?

    (I'm in a taxi actually now on my way to filthsville to test this theory out. Woof Woof. Lol)
     
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  2. General Klytus

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    As I live closer to Newcastle than Sunderland I often venture into Newcastle for a few bevvies and I can honestly say it is very fertile ground for getting your legover! (Aslong as your handsome as I ofcourse!) I like the city and the tarts just don't like the football club! :)
     
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  3. Lostinvegas

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    I am surprised Leeds is not in there I had some very successful nights there when I was younger and better looking LOL. Nottingham is quite good too I must say. In Newcastle next Sat doing sound on tour with a band, were doing Legends and then going out afterwards, I better not show the Mrs this thread.
     
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  4. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Cest, Did Chester le Street not make the list then :cheesy:
     
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  5. KenBruceSAFC

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    Hull is the planets easiest place do dock your balls..... It's just that they are all lifting.
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    Nowt against slags.
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    My Janie was an escort from the Pisscastle area so a few on here are arseholes.

    I love her & she loves me so go **** yerself daft twat.
     
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  8. The Outlaw

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    Holy Crap...sent this to a bunch of lads here in the states and I've never received such quick and enthusiastic replies (they are a sordid bunch).

    Seems they all want to have a visit. Maybe the results of this research should be buried, Newcastle seem to be gaining support overseas.
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    Anyhow, Consett lasses would slag Geordie birds away man.

    Get a grip.
     
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  10. The Outlaw

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    all in fun Chunky
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    And took as so marra.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No Plymouth?
     
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    Didn't someone ask why West Cornforth was called Doggie?

    Answer - just ask any lass at the bus stop if they fancy a bag-a-chips ...
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    [video=youtube;CaQxtc-Z_5g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaQxtc-Z_5g[/video]
     
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  16. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    No wonder there are so many bairns with sausage rolls in tow. Im just glad tonsils dont ovulate, otherwise the place would be crawling
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Footy beauties.

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  18. Mr Wonderful

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    the toon one is much better <laugh>
     
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  19. Disco

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    You're completely right. Neither are all that cracking mind.
     
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  20. Cest Advocaat

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    Like **** she is. She has gawky eyes, shes covered in a foul smelling and disgusting looking lump of **** for clothing and on top of that, ours is prettier and has bigger tits. Coming from slag central, yours will also have a fanny like a welly top and been shafted more times than a Japanese tourist in a London taxi.

    Apart from that though, you're totally correct. Lol
     
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