It's not even a pretty dog

A woman looking through her boyfriend’s phone was shocked when she found a clip of him having sex with her Staffordshire bull terrier. Wayne Bryson, from Louth, Lincolnshire, made no excuses when police arrested him after his girlfriend handed in the phone.

The 19-year-old pleaded guilty to a charge of performing an act of sexual penetration with a dog when he appeared at Skegness Magistrates’ Court last month. Bryson was also caught with £10 worth of cannabis, which he said he had ‘bought wet and was drying out’, according to the Grimsby Telegraph.
The teenager will be sentenced on March 5, with the maximum he can receive being two years in jail.
He was given bail on the understanding he is not allowed to be alone with animals.
The 19-year-old said it was the first time he had ever had sex with a dog.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/14/woman...video-of-him-having-sex-with-her-dog-4304134/

 

Was it a female dog?

 

Imagine shopping him for that.

Did they ask the dog whether it was consensual? If it was, no harm done.

 

Most places/people north of Watford are ****ed.

 

Only England, which is drowning.

 

A man walks into a bar and asks for a treble Scotch -
the barman says "you must be having a bad day Tony - what's up?"
"ah it's been the worst - I caught my wife having sex with my best friend?"
"What did you do to the wife? "
"I packed her bags and threw her out of the house"
"What about the friend?"
"I sat him down and said "Rover. I'm very disappointed in you""

 

A gram.

He was caught wae a damp gram

 

Caught wae a damp gram

That's a bigger riddy than getting caught wae your cock in the dug

 

Don't forget it's his missus' dog

Says a lot about her

 

Why was she looking through his phone anyway?

 

Something you want to tell us?

 

Yes, that looking through the phone of your partner's phone shows a level of mistrust... a sad thing to think about on Valentines Day

 

"He was given bail on the understanding he is not allowed to be alone with animals." I'd like to see him trying to explain that at The Boarding Kennels where he works.



"The 19-year-old said it was the first time he had ever had sex with a dog." And?

 

He gets his Swiss citizenship next week

 

I don't get it Dan, why would you even mention the fact that you had not previously shagged a dog? Was he after a reduced sentence because it was his first offence of riding a canine?

I'll tell you what though, if he ever goes blind he's ****ed for getting a guide dog.

 

I'm guessing he isn't very clever and has just said the first thing that came into his head. Mind you, how bad a position is that to be caught in?

 

What the **** was he thinking? He had a girfriend too ffs, she must be a real looker if he's attracted to a Staffie.

 

If you look at the picture in this report you can see why he cheated on the bird - she looks like she might be a bit frigid to me.
http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/L...friend-s-dog/story-20612351-detail/story.html

 

That's the judge dummy

 

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