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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 15, 2016.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    .... Who tells you she doesn't give blow jobs... But on the day of your divorce you catch her blowing your mate down an alley.....

    An analogy to describe watching our ****e team this year.... To only find... Once the end is sealed... They pull that out of the bag....

    Performance of the season.

    The chant of the day was '5-1 to the championship'.

    Fans were immense and a full house to boot.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Spot on, Albert mate. What a day.
     
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  3. ilovetheno45

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    And amazing support for Rafa.. but like u say the cheating whore of a wife needs sorting out
     
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    We treat her well, spoil her even and even when she isn't talking to us we accept it and still continue to invest our time and money.
     
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  5. LiamO

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    Does that make Rafa the Sex Counsellor then?
     
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  6. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Relegated and still pull in 52,000. Not many clubs can say that. Brilliant atmosphere and game. It just pisses me off that we got Rafa in too late.
     
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    Yes. His main advice is 'don't blow off Lucifer'
     
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