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It's finally official - Jodie Foster laps the muff right up

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Wow, self-important arsewipe in "I might munch carpets" shocker.

    Who gives a **** if she's a dyke? And naw, ah widnae. And not because she's a clit crusader, it's because she's a munter.
     
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  3. gas

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    Ah Wid

    and confirmation of her rug munching ways this just makes me want her more.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    ****in dyke twat. nobody gives a **** she drinks from the furry cup.
    ****in howler as well. no self respecting cock would go anywhere near that puss filled minge.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    But, it stops speculation surrounding her family and it's kind of a gentle, classy way to do it as far as I can see.

    She could've picked up the gong in a set of dungarees and growled "Richt ****s, who wants fisted aff the master?" (if she was Glaswegian, obviously) but she didn't.

    I find the publicity surrounding sexual politics fascinating - specially given the Julie Burchill/Caitlin Moran trannygate stuff this week.
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I agree with all of this.

    Luckily for me though I have no self-respect, ah wid <ok>
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    There is absolutely no way, if she walked into your local boozer that you wouldn't.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    You and Gas wid shag each other though.
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Ah wid <ok>

    Naw, I just mean people judge well-known women's looks too harshly.

    I know a guy who has banged the foulest of foul shockers - seen him winching big fat women in their 50s when he was in his early 20s and has admitted shagging a bird who was fondly referred to in the area I grew up in as "Grotbags".

    Still, he'll sit in the pub and maintain til he's blue in the coupon that he widnae shag Posh Spice.

    Ma chookies.

    I don't think he's ever shagged a bird in the same league yet he says he'd knock her back?

    Baws.

    If Jodie Foster marched into an average boozer on a Saturday night, she'd have about 8 boabies just laid right out for her to take her pick <ok>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    shes a ****in howler. and shes got a ****in lisp, spazzy lesbo *****.
     
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    Maybe but only if Bib grew a **** and pair of tits. :)
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    That's like a vegetarian turning up to a meat only barbecue.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I had tits at Christmas - you missed yersel, doll <ok>
     
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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  17. gas

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    What the ****s wrong with some of you ****s, she's totally ****able <grr>

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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah wid <ok>
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    The Clincher

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    <whistle>
     
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  20. Ciaran

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    Some of you ****s must have supermodels on tap to hear ya's ffs.
     
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