It's A Lottery

Just checked and I have won the Euro Lottery.

****in' dancer.

You won't see me for dust. 180M euros.

If any of you sub humans are looking for the lend of a fiver feel free to ask me. I'm very approachable.

Hi diddly ho, it's not off to work we go...........................

I am going to do charitable work, something meaningful. I want to contribute to society.

And then get ****ed by a different bust stunner every night.

See you later, losers.

 

not as good as a winner of the week award though ?

 

I must admit I'm so jealous of the person on the internet who I don't even know and might as well not exist. The fact you're on here saying this tells me you can buy some real friends now. Enjoy your money!

 

Your jealousy is understandable. Living in Darlington contributes to that jealousy.

I feel sorry for you sonny.

Life will not get any better for you alas.

Be as well topping yourself and avoiding the pain and hopelessness.

 

Did you get your divorce finalized?

 

Then I won't need money where I'm going so suddenly jealousy isn't an issue!

 

Send my fiver to:

Heart of Midlothian FC
Tynecastle Stadium
McLeod Street
Edinburgh
EH11 2NL

 

They can fook right off!!

 

It would seem fitting that ER make a donation to a charity - or even set his own up - for ****s and *****s

 

Well done, ER.

Couldn't have happened to a better bloke.

Have a good one, buddy.

Regards,

Barrie

 

Thanks mate.

It's a new start.

I can honestly say that I deserve this.

I would like to thank my alien mother and father and anyone that has been nice to me, ever.

The rest can foof right off.

I'll be fending off the lovelies with my huge wad.

ST will be choking............................................on cock probably.

 

Priorities. This man has them.

 

Just to let ye know I won the Euro millions last night but a bit pissed off that I have to share it

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/irish-euromillions-player-scoops-94m-in-jackpot-draw-1.1442646

 

I would be pissed off too

 

I won £7.50 last night

 

http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/pain-relief-by-brand.html

 

Never won **** all in ma life.

But then I don't bet, play the lottery, or enter any competitions.

So, all in all, hardly surprising.

Random Gambol Fact #56720

 

PM The Big Easy. A fiver for a BJ and you'll have enough left over for a poke of chips.

 

Surprised that a gambol doesn't gamble.

Weirdo.

 

get to **** with your big easy label, ya ****