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It started with a Kiss

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by BluefromBridgend, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Another one confirmed as signed. Miller to sign on Friday?

    SLOVAKIAN KISS JOINS CITY RANKS

    Slovakia under-21 captain Filip Kiss has on Thursday evening completed a season long loan deal with the Bluebirds, subject to Football League approval.

    The twenty year old, who signs on loan from Slovakian Champions Å K Slovan Bratislava, has featured in the qualifying rounds for this year's UEFA Champions League. Standing at just over 6' tall, Filip is considered as a defensive central midfielder.

    Speaking to Cardiff City Player following his move, Filip told us: "I'm really happy to be at Cardiff City. I watched Wednesday's game against Celtic and was very impressed. I'm very excited to be here.

    "I will give everything I can as Cardiff City player and I hope to be successful with the Club. I want to grow as a player and although I'd consider myself a defensive midfielder, I'm happy to play anywhere in midfield."
     
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  2. SBFF

    SBFF Well-Known Member

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    When he says he was impressed after watching the game, he does know we don't play in green hooped shirts doesn't he?
     
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  3. Blue Prophet

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    I think what impressed him is he thought

    "Ah Ha a first team regular shall I be, and much footballing will for me happen"

    or something like that anyway ;)
     
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  4. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Was that another Google translation Roy? <doh>
     
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  5. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Proph - that sentence makes him sound like Yoda...........<laugh>
     
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  6. Sayer77

    Sayer77 Active Member

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    and he drives a skoda (Friday bored again)
     
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  7. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    I drive a Skoda, brilliant cars and cheaper than a VW.
     
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  8. Sayer77

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    Rhondda is it one of those octavia sporting jobs? I like them
     
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  9. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No Sayer, it's a convertible - it's called a skip.
     
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  10. Sayer77

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    Comedy on a Friday I love it!!!!
     
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  11. snlk/poksnbn

    snlk/poksnbn Active Member

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    This is much good Friday fun like threadings.Very welcomings to Kiss from Cardiff City fans with hope he will be crystallyne rock for football club.<ok>
     
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  12. Swamp

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    for a reason...
     
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  13. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    A Skip , have you seen the price to hire them now, mine is a bit down market from that.
     
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  14. Blue Prophet

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    No just me talking bollox again,

    I've got a skoda with twin exhausts, no wait that's a wheelbarrow ;)
     
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  15. snlk/poksnbn

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    What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ?


    A fantasist.
     
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  16. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    With apologies to Rhondda <ok> and a disclaimer that the following refer to older model Skodas and not to the current model range which I am told are excellent cars.

    <whistle>

    1. How do you double the price of a skoda?
    Fill up the tank
    2. Why do skodas have heated rear windscreens?
    To keep your hands warm while your pushing it.
    3. Have you got a wing mirror for a skoda?
    Okay, seems like a fair swap
    4. What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ?
    A Dreamer
    5. How do you increase the value of a skoda?
    Throw a penny in it.
    6. What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
    A skip
    7. Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda .......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio! (If you understand this and your under 40 then you need to get out more)
    8. What is the difference between being inside Jessica Alba's bra and being caught inside a Skoda ? You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !
    9. What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
    A miracle.
    10. How do you overtake a Skoda ?
    Run
    11. What is the difference between a school and a Skoda?
    Schools breaks up and a Skoda breaks down
    12. Why is a skoda and a baby similar?
    They both never go anywhere without a rattle
    13. How come the Skoda crossed the street?
    It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed
    14. What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial?
    A bumper car
    15. What colour shall I get my skoda in?
    It doesn't matter, it'll go brown through rust after a week
    16. How do you make a policeman laugh?
    Tell him your skoda just got nicked
    17. I bought the top spec skoda, this one came with an engine.
    18. Tom: 'I was gonna buy a passat but I bought a mondeo instead'
    Harry: 'I was gonna buy a skoda but i bought a bike'
    19. How do you make a skoda more sporty?
    Wear adidas trainers while driving it.
     
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  17. clingo

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    How are these speeding tickets propelled?
     
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  18. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    How do you double the price of a Skoda??


    Fill it with petrol!

    And just saw the joke done already but dont know how to delete a message on this sorry hha
     
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  20. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Well, Cardiff City tickets shift so fast, it's a job to catch them, whereas Swansea City tickets keep getting done for kerb crawling.
     
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