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It seems that being **** doesn't run in the family...

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Before the Brum game, all the decent free kick takers were practicing free kicks. As always Raylor's were pretty good, Barton's were ok, Ferguson shoots some crackin free kicks..

    However... there was this random black kid taking these ****ing beasty free kicks. They weren't all on target, but they had some much venom and pace on them, and when they were on target it would have taken a top class keeper alot of effort to even sniffing them, never mind saving them.

    So i thought... "Who is that", as i jizzed at his amazing free kicks. It wasn't Ranger, it wasn't Tavernier or Lua Lua". So who was it?

    Well.. i picked up the Sunday Sun this morning, i saw a picture kind of a young black kid, that kind of resembled a donkey that plays up front for us now....

    It was......................

    SAMMY AMEOBI!

    This kid looks ****ing beast! Seriously, he's got the technique on his shooting we know that Shola has, but he has agility and hunger!!

    Could he be the next number 9? He's been praised quite alot and people have been saying he has a bright future. He looks like Shola, but is slimmer and quicker. Imagine Shola with pace? We all know Shola has a good head on him and a cracking finishing ability, but his feet are like Bambi on ice. This kid is what Shola should have been.

    2013/14 season - Sammy Ameibo - No 9 :D<ok>

    Imagine this :O -

    -Barton---Nolan--Tiote--Jonas
    ----Ameobi-------Ameobi------

    :OOOO
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, May 15, 2011
  2. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    On the bench today <ok>
     
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  3. AH

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    Hope him and LuaLua both get a little run out <ok> Want to see them in action!
     
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  4. AH

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    Could be the next Cravendale 'cats with thumbs' style advert...
     
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  5. Paco Montoya

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    Hope he comes on today. Looks mental :D
     
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  6. Sanchin0

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    <ok> Here here a Ameobi with PACE & AGILITY!!

    <party>
     
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  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    It'll be funny if Ameobi bro's play up front lol
     
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  8. NUFCtomw362

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    Don't get your hopes up, seen him play about 5 times and is shockingly bad. Ball seems to bounce off him and if things don't go his way then he has a strop and then turns all 'Shola-y' and wanders about aimlessly, giving up on easy balls etc.
     
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  9. Tiggyrimana

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    He needs to be put on Fergies Steak and Milk diet.
     
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    Tiggyrimana, May 15, 2011
  10. Amnesiac

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    Hopefully he becomes what Ameobi Sr should have been and with the same level of loyalty <ok>
     
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  11. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    what about Tomi Ameobi, he worse than Shola and thats saying something
     
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    I was right behind the goal, it was Tavernier! Ameobi wasn't taking them at all. I am 100% sure it was Tavernier, and yes, they were very good. I remember he hit the post about three times in a row from them <laugh>
     
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