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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Dec 6, 2021.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I had a party last Christmas, proper banger loads invited. Might not have been my best decision.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Boris, is that you ?
     
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    B17DA0EB-731C-4ABE-9BBB-7F704A602D4D.gif
     
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  4. Billions and Billions

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    Locking two friends in the loft one night
     
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  5. Blue Potato

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    Getting Dogs!
     
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  6. Blue Potato

    Blue Potato Well-Known Member

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    You didn't invite me! I bet you regret that too
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    True. What's your point?
     
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  8. Blue Potato

    Blue Potato Well-Known Member

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    Well so that you don't regret it, you should invite me this year.

    You should invite everyone from not 606. Post your name and address here and we'll all show up. Also what's your mother's maiden name?
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Attempting to wax down your surfboard with your own ear wax runs it close ... <whistle>
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Telling Ashley Roberts that she was the best shag out of all the Pussycat Dolls was a mistake, in hindsight... Nicole in particular hasn't taken it well ... I'm now blocked on her Snapchat and Instagram ... proper bitch.
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats it mate laugh up the domestic violence, hes just a bloke <whistle>
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ffs.

    Snapchat was made for your grandchildren fosse
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Tell it to Ashley ... I'll be long gone...
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    A mate of mine was telling me about how a girl he used to shag liked to have hot candle wax dripped on her nipples and then have it nibbled off.

    He was at it one night and told me how he accidentally swallowed a nipple shaped piece of wax and nearly choked to death lol.

    Apparently the girl thought his gasps for air was just him enjoying it <laugh>
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy

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    Bitches like that need bootin up the ****
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    She sounded like a dickhead that one. He said she liked to be punched in the back of the head when he was doing her from behind. Not just a slap either, a proper lump in the back of the noggin.

    Stupid ****in wrong un
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    I would have defo been playing her

    prolly with her own sis

    we will never know
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    Can't say punching a bird in the head is a turn on for me.

    I'm out.
     
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