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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Dec 6, 2021.
I had a party last Christmas, proper banger loads invited. Might not have been my best decision.
Boris, is that you ?
Locking two friends in the loft one night
You didn't invite me! I bet you regret that too
True. What's your point?
Well so that you don't regret it, you should invite me this year.
You should invite everyone from not 606. Post your name and address here and we'll all show up. Also what's your mother's maiden name?
Attempting to wax down your surfboard with your own ear wax runs it close ...
Telling Ashley Roberts that she was the best shag out of all the Pussycat Dolls was a mistake, in hindsight... Nicole in particular hasn't taken it well ... I'm now blocked on her Snapchat and Instagram ... proper bitch.
Thats it mate laugh up the domestic violence, hes just a bloke
Snapchat was made for your grandchildren fosse
Tell it to Ashley ... I'll be long gone...
A mate of mine was telling me about how a girl he used to shag liked to have hot candle wax dripped on her nipples and then have it nibbled off.
He was at it one night and told me how he accidentally swallowed a nipple shaped piece of wax and nearly choked to death lol.
Apparently the girl thought his gasps for air was just him enjoying it
Bitches like that need bootin up the ****
She sounded like a dickhead that one. He said she liked to be punched in the back of the head when he was doing her from behind. Not just a slap either, a proper lump in the back of the noggin.
Stupid ****in wrong un
I would have defo been playing her
prolly with her own sis
we will never know
Can't say punching a bird in the head is a turn on for me.