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It is now illegal to eat meat in front of a vegan

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jul 23, 2019.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You can still eat a vegan, though.

    Unless she says no, which would be sexual assault.
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Naw.

    @Jip Jaap Stam shut this fred and ban the OP for at least 17 hours.
     
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    Hopefully the squirrel eating men will now turn their attention to Boris and eat the useless tosser after devouring the vegans. After that they can eat Mike Ashley and the bastards who burned the Rangers battle bus(it had wifi).
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    Is it also going to be illegal for vegans to protest en masse in predominately meat eating restaurants as well? I think eating squirrels just to piss of a few alfalfa munchers is a tad extreme so no wonder they got done but if I am about to tuck in to a prime ribeye steak and a load of goat huggers come in screaming meat is murder at me I would expect that the rozzers would now cart them off too.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    Do vegan birds still give blow jobs? Genuine question.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    More importantly do they swallow? I am not sure on the ethics of not eating animals but still consuming human sperm.

    It's one for our Catholic cousins to answer as every sperm is sacred iirc and swallowing jizz may constitute mass murder.

    The only way is ethics.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Or could be cannibalism
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Long pig.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I like vegan food
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    What is vegan food? Like salad?

    Tried qorn stuff a few times, thought it was pretty ****e.

    FGAU
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Beans
     
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    ^^^^ beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart iirc
     
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    Julie makes a 3 bean chilli and the flactuance is potent.
     
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  16. Exactly. A burger or a slice of peperoni pizza or whatever would have been vaguely funny. This was just attention seeking nonsense and childish shock tactics - they got what they deserved
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Fined for eating meat.
     
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    Queef lasagna
     
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  19. pineappleupsidedown

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    They were fannies ...what they even protesting against.

    Imagine being that much of twat, you went out your way to try and offend people who do not eat animals.
     
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    And why a squirrel? Was the thing even cooked?
     
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