It All Goes Down In The Big Smoke

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Take that Kerry Katona!

 

You're a boring ****.

 

Correct.

Next useless comment?

 

Monkfish is an extremely ugly animal but tatses delicious.

 

He's a local junkie, I recognize his pockmarked face. **** used to hang around Union Street in a blue coat

Now I feel like a younger, sadder ER.

 

Actually I thought I recognised him.

You see some ****in sites on Union Street.

 

"sights" even

Before Tarquin puts his cock in a boy's anus after getting all excited about one of my typos.

 

It's not really a typo is it? Just another example of your poor grasp of the English language.

Absolute, ****ing ****** that you are.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Beelin' Nonce

 

^^^^

Will be spending Christmas roaming the streets looking for company.

 

'Fraid not. Spending it with family.

Now you make sure you treat Cedric well.

 

Aberdeen was small enough that there seemed to only be the same 5 junkies and tramps. Mind that old homeless man with the massive purple nose, always on crutches? A war hero apparently but the booze has long taken hold.

Or the small fat woman with the crazy ****ing wide eye!? She lamped my mate in BK once

 

Aye always sitting outside Gilcomston Church with either cider or a tinny of Tennents Super

There's a website that details all the city centre characters. Must try and find it. It's hilarious

 

Spot on, that's them! Sometimes a duo or sometimes on their own

Poor bastards think Guitar Wifey is hilarious when they've missed out on the really great local characters from the mid 90s to early 00s.