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Match Day Thread It’s That Time Again...Fug Me!

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Masky, Oct 7, 2020.

  1. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Yes pals, it’s that time again!
    It’s that time of the year when Masky demands his congucal rights, and Mrs Masky is under obligation to comply. Tonight and for a three hour window Masky will perform, and asks that no one rings or tries to make contact in any form.....Masky thanks you all in advance for your consideration pals!


    Itinary as follows:

    Brief discussion on the start of the season form

    Light petting

    Tactics for the next match

    Heavy petting, followed by performance

    Clean up operation and warm down, and discuss any changes for next season


    Please wish Masky and his bollocks every success! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  2. Oldsparkey

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    Is this an annual event?
     
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  3. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Yes, sadly...thought I made that clear! Pull your pants up man! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    So being an annual event then it's like the Grand National but with only one jump?
     
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  5. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    The only change in format comes in a leap year! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    three hour window

    Don’t you mean three minute?
     
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    Nah. He means 3 hours. Of course, in reality it's close to 3 seconds but Mrs Masky told him it felt like 3 hours. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxzxzzx
     
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  8. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Clingon pal, you jokes are so corny it’s unbelievable to post them to this forum. You underestimate the intelligence of the readers of this great site pal. The people on this site are capable and not morons, I repeat 50% of these people are culpable and morons! Enough said, no offence intended! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    What can I say? I guess it's down to the material I'm given to work with :biggrin:
     
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  10. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Bit harsh Masky, talking about BT like that. <whistle>

    Hope you enjoyed your 3 minutes, 3 seconds, whatever of pleasure. And Mrs. Masky as well. She's a lucky lady. <yikes>
     
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  11. Masky

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    Unfortunately the encounter finished early, in football parlance you could say, match abandoned due to waterlogged playing area! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  12. BluefromBridgend

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    How can you be earlier than 3 seconds?

    Sounds like someone started on their own......

    Brings a whole new meaning to a pre match knockabout. Or perhaps that should be knockoneout?
     
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  13. Masky

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    Two old biddies sitting at home giggling at the filth in this thread. Clingon and BFB/BT pressing the “Like” button every time....the dirtier it is the harder they press! Tho two old blokes in the gallery on The Muppets Show comes to mind! Clean your act up pals! :emoticon-0103-cool: Dirty boys!
     
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