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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Mar 11, 2020.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So as so many off you wet farts are worried about some Flu thing.

    What are you stocking up on?

    You got your bog paper, hand creams, and fanny pads ready?

    Plenty off pasta etc?


    Oh and don't forget to fill up, before you all go into hibernation...Just for when your body body collapses into a runny mess, and someone needs to drive you to A and E for some cough sweets.


    @luvgonzo getting in his yankee candles. @brb 35 boxes of jaffa cakes @PISKIE 3 massif bags of Moss and Seaweed.
     
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  2. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    There’s a woman from Sunderland got it and I heard yesterday she’s in a coma now, mate.
     
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  3. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Drink may have been taken.
     
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    Stan, Mar 11, 2020
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  4. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    He’s a survivor, been on this forum from the start!
     
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    pieguts, Mar 11, 2020
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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    brb, Mar 11, 2020
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Didn't you just spend 2 weeks self-isolating Comm? <whistle>
     
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    Treble, Mar 11, 2020
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Yeah but you can catch all sorts in Sunderland mate.
     
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  8. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Channel-that-energy.jpg
     
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    DerekTheMole, Mar 11, 2020
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  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Slow hand. <laugh>
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You knobhead.

    Is that you being edgy?

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    Commachio, Mar 12, 2020
  11. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Local Tesco is out of bog rolls.

    Looks like its time to go through the sock drawer!
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Filthy bastard.
    I draw the line at wiping my arse with socks <laugh>
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Mar 12, 2020
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You've never drank 10+ pints of Aspalls and found out there's no bog roll in the pub toilets.

    Allegedly.

    :bandit:
     
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    Toby, Mar 12, 2020
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  14. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Emergencies are emergencies lol

    Thing is I am genuinely close to being out and those ******s have left me short.

    Secured a deal last night though - mate works for said Tescos and he's putting some aside for me as the delivery comes in!
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Anyone caught hoarding more than two packets of bogroll should be shot on sight imo.
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 13, 2020
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  16. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It pays to be nice to Comm on here.
     
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    JakartaToon, Mar 13, 2020
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The dribble does make the rolls a big soggy though.
     
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    Toby, Mar 13, 2020
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Pasta, rice,baked beans I can understand, but bog rolls? why the **** are people hoarding bog rolls?
     
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    Big Ern, Mar 13, 2020
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Mate, people really are as dumb as ****. And we are living through the Age of Stupid
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 13, 2020
  20. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    It's the EUs fault :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    Edelman, Mar 13, 2020
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