FFS. As if it wasn't bad enough that he was porking Amanda Byram, this wee runt has now married everyone's favourite Brummie owner of inverted nipples http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...k-kielty-married_n_1927987.html?utm_hp_ref=uk So, this: please log in to view this image has now been married to this: please log in to view this image and now this: please log in to view this image Something's no right in the world.
While I'm linking to "news" stories, fill in the gaps for whatever Grampian-based poster you reckon this was getting caught short fetching his tea http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214
please log in to view this image Body of a 30 year old. Face of a 50 year old. please log in to view this image Face of a 30 year old. Body of a 13 year old. No fussed.
That's not a 50 year old face please log in to view this image I've got a special soft spot for her, anaw. I've got a wee pack of duct tape and a length of rope with "In Case of Byram, Break Seal" on it
Judgin by his stature, gait etc, it would be out of kilter with the rest of his physique if he did have a big dong. I reckon he blackmailed the pair of them.