Is there life on Mars?

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/07/russi...on-mars-before-being-reborn-on-earth-7059235/

He's a Martian, apparently. Sounds totally legit.

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A man who was able to speak within months of being born and who could read and write by the age of two claims he is a Martian who was re-born on Earth. Boriska Kipriyanovich, 21, claims he lived on Mars in a previous life until there was a war, wiping out all life on the planet in the distant past. His parents claim that he has spoken about alien civilisations since he was a young boy despite them never teaching him about the matter. He claimed that he had visited Earth while working as a pilot on Mars and that they had close connections to ancient Egyptians. In fact he has made a prediction that life on Earth is going to change significantly when the Great Sphinx of Giza is ‘unlocked’ using a mechanism behind its ear.

Speaking about the great Martian nuclear war he said: ‘No, I have no fear of death, for we live eternally. There was a catastrophe on Mars where I lived. ‘People like us still live there. There was a nuclear war between them. Everything burnt down. Only some of them survived. They built shelters and created new weapons.’ He added that they grow to about 7ft tall, can breathe carbon dioxide and still live on Mars but are now underground.

Still no mention of monsters from Uranus.

 

There's definately Spiders on Mars <oooook>

 

No.

 

He should **** off back to his own planet , with a name like Boris Kyprianovic the little **** will end up picking fruit or washing cars over here stealing Earth's jobs the prick.

 

Nice to see they are still rocking the mullet on Mars too.

 

Grove inserts chocolate up his bottom, Then pulls it out and feeds Toby, A Mars a day keeps Toby Gay, Is this a snickers or hav u bn eating lots of nuts, grove stooped over toby + laid a loaf on his chest, groves jobby full of corn spunk and worms, grove's breath smells like tobys jeans, like vegan farts and curdled spunk

FFS

 

We need a referendum to vote to leave the Solar System.

WE WANT OUR PLANET BACK

 

Martians coming here and taking our jobs.

 

Before long they will be selling the Big Issue

 

The Martians would take one look at Grove's wife and flee in terror.

 

And working in nail bars.

 

And taking our women.

 

That wee f****r looks f**k all like a Martian to me!

 

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You know you Wid

 

I'd rather shag the chair to be honest. It looks altogether less leathery than her.

 

I saw one of those ****-ravens today.

 

I wasn't aware I had any