I should have known better, I was off yesterday so I suggested to Mrs Dev that we go up to the big smoke and do some shopping. What was I thinking? I'd actually forgotten how long women take over clothes shopping. Waterboarding would be more fun, never again. What's your idea of a day in hell?
A day without the arts and wildlife. A day in the Shirley area of Southampton. A day trip to Walton-on-the-Naze with Bill Beaumont and the guy who played Curly Watts in Corrie.
Asking for a tuna and salad cream sandwich and they only have tuna and mayonnaise. The ****s won't make that mistake again when they do up their cafe after they get rid of the smoke damage.
A day as any home national but English as I'd probably be a bitter twisted bigot with a bag of Harry Ramsdens on each shoulder.