Ok, hyperthetical question, if a top world class player was approached by Hull City & agreed to come, who is the one that you wouldn't want to see come in. For me although I'm not a Stevie G fan, I would put him in about 2nd or 3rd, but my number 1 NO would be Ibrahimovich! His interviews keep cropping up everywhere & he comes across as a twat, a real obnoxious twat!
I'd take Ibra in a heartbeat, he's ****ing awesome. Cristiano Ronaldo for me. Yes, he's good, but I cannot stand him or his egotistical ****ishness. The ****.
Zlatan is ****ing awesome and he is also a bit of an arrogant self absorbed twat. I think you'd have to be mad not to want him he's like Eric Cantona on Coke.
Suarez. Ugly, nasty, diving, cheating, biting **** Only way he should ever be allowed to play in England again, is if he had every tooth in his head removed, and presented his falsies to the officials prior to kick off!
Does David Luis count as top class???? Wouldn't want him playing for us, balotelli another if classed as top class, all the others, ibra sSuarez Ronaldo I'd love to have at city
I cant believe anyone would name Ibra... I've always had a massive hatred for Barcelona and Spain cos of the media ****fest over them so any of them ****s that everyone creams their kegs over - Iniesta, Xavi, that type. ****ing hate the lot of the sideways passing "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HOW THEY'VE KEPT POSSESSION GIVING IT BACK TO THE KEEPER" bastards.
There isn't a world class player I dislike enough not to have them at City. Let's face it, they would be the first world class player we'd ever had!
The first and last time that Simon Walton will ever be described as world class. Nasri is a good should, obnoxious little twat, I'd stick him on that one way trip to Mars instead. I can't believe anyone wouldn't want Zlatan, he's not only a brilliant footballer, he's ****ing hilarious.
Messi. He'd be totally ineffective in Bruce's medieval catapult tactics. Too small and weak in the air.
That's the thing, all they ever do is keep possession. It's not like Xavi or Iniesta have actually achieved any success at club or international level or been two of the best players in the world over the last decade.
I know you're taking the piss but I dont think they are. I absolutely despise their brand of football and for me it set entertainment in football back to, well the worst it has ever been, and in the process bred a plethora of snobs who proclaim "oh if you dont marvel at it's beauty you're a kick and rush oaf" (see Gus Poyet). The fact is I have never seen either of them have a good game, although admittedly this is because I always fell asleep after 5 minutes. When the Dutch stuffed the ****s at last summer's world cup i celebrated as if City had won it themselves.
Not liking their style of play is fair enough but they're quite clearly wonderfully talented players who've proved that by winning domestic, European and world titles on numerous occasions. To claim that Xavi and Iniesta are not two of the finest players of the last decade is just silly really.
