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Is that really your defence 'Arry?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Jonesey, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    "I've always bin a givva. Never bin a takea"

    I mean, seriously?
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    And yesterday he was telling everyone how much help he had to" take" when writing his own name or signing big fat paying-in slips etc etc <laugh> make your mind up Hairy (sp.)

    His defence so far has been laughable but we still know he'll more than likely get away with his dodgy antics (alleged dodgy antics I mean obviously <whistle>).
     
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  3. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    ....Ignorance of law is not an excuse. Arry...that is not smart.Account can be opened in the name of Rosie.You knew what
    you are doing 'Arry. You knew what I mean 'Arry. <ok>
     
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  4. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    The defence of "sorry I am a complete ******, a complete and utter spaz" shall now go down in history as doin an 'arry
     
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  5. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Sounds about right <laugh>

    I bet the genuine Spurs fans are finding all this a little bit embarrassing. I know I would.
     
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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I've been thouroughly enjoying the coverage this week <ok> You couldn't make it up...I'm too thick to be a criminal...most embarassing excuse ever the thick twat <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    'Arry's bound to be a freemason so he'll get awarded damages and an increased interest on his dirty money plus a years free bones for good o'l Rosie.
     
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  8. Bozz

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    Am I the only one that finds it funny that a columnist for a national newspaper (if you can call it that) and published author (his 1998 autobiography was written by him with contributions by Derek McGovern) has said under oath that he has the handwriting of a 2 year old and can't spell for ****.

    Although on saying this, there has been some evidence that has leaked in to the public domain that can prove Harry Redknapp's claims..

    A: The Cover Letter on his application for the Tottenham Managers job

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    B: The team sheet for the game against Man City

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    <laugh>


    <ok>
     
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  10. terrifictraore

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    nope, I too also find it hilarious that somebody so overqualified could ever feel the need to pass themselves off as a journalist
     
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  11. Bozz

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    I love the way you see a team sheet absolutely flooded with obvious spelling mistakes and you pick up on that...

    I didn't create the team sheet btw, I found it online on an arsenal website. One can assume (hope) that the two LB's were put on there on purpose - Perhaps accusing Redknapp of being tactically inept as well as being a ******
     
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  12. terrifictraore

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    Thats cos he's got dispraxia as well, stop discriminating against the disabled, even ******s like 'arry 'ave right's y'kno!
     
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  13. The artist JerryChristmas

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    So arry is claiming because he can hardly read or right that that is an excuse? And we are called deluded and racist for trying to believe Suarez!!! This **** is thieving money!
     
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  15. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    DO YOU MEAN THAT HE IS NOT GOING TO SERVE TERM FOR THIS.? JAMIE EVEN LOOKED WORRIED.<ok>
     
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  16. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    The case for the prosecution seems, at this juncture, to be quite compelling.

    If found guilty, which almost seems like a mere formality, the only sentence under consideration would be a custodial sentence.

    You don't cheat the Taxman AND lie about it in a court of law. Not in this country.
     
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  17. Zingy

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    It's ironic that HIAG had a lot to say about our manager, Calling Kenny (4 years 'Arry's junior) a pensioner. <laugh>

    Maybe he thought 'Arry was a lot younger because he has the mental capacity of an 8 year old.
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    wow, someone else who's actually heard of it. TBH I, as a person with dyspraxia, totally believe him. filling in any sort of form is an absolute ****ing nightmare, I have the penmanship of a 7 year old and have no grasp of beaurocracy at all, I've lost about 6 passports and **** knows how many driving licenses, at least 15. Tax office is always sending me forms to fill in, despite them being told time and time again not to, so they all end in the bin.
     
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  19. terrifictraore

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    Ok so I see that dispraxia will cause you problems, now what is your excuse for being a complete mong.
     
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