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Is sperm a moisturiser?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 3, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Cause all the women i meet, compliment me on having such soft hands?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Is that how the police identify you from the kid's descriptions?
     
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  3. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    No there lip gloss.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Not there lip gloss what?
     
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  5. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    i sell my sperm as lip gloss to the kiddies.
     
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  6. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing that you've got a soft face and arse as well then? <whistle>...
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Huth, away and take your face for a ****e <ok>
     
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  8. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    No, but next doors kids have <ok>
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

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    <yikes>...
     
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    Some **** left me a message like that as rep, back in the day, when rep was rep<grr>
     
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  11. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Think i had similar, but Die Huth Die
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's quite tame for the kind of rep I used to leave. Most of mine involved the recipient being tied up, arse in the air and me taking a run up of 40 yards wearing a 20" black mambo <ok>
     
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    I think it's a common type of phrase in Caledonia though isn't it?
     
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  14. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    <yikes><yikes><yikes>
     
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    Huth's had a taste of ST's rep it would seem....
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

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    More on topic now. <ok>
     
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