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Is Paisley Dead Yet?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Just wondering <ok>
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Nah, Satan himself would come for him....so I guess we would notice
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    There haven't been nearly enough threads about this topic. More needed <ok>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't put my shirt on it.

    I think there's a pattern emerging this year.
     
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  5. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    hopefully he takes thatcher with him

    maybe even the queen for a nice treble
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    The queen listens to the wolftones now...let her be
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    the queen better live til may anyway, we get a 4 day weekend if she does.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what you mean another boring irish politics thread?
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No, just Ian Paisley threads. There must be about 10 of them.

    Boring Irish politics threads. There must be 430293485323445863732 of them. <ok>
     
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  10. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    I watched a programme on the Queen last night, I really enjoyed it TBH even though I wasn't expecting to.

    GSTQ
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ian Paisley will not die until MARCH MARCH MARCH!!
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's been at death's door since the mid-50s when cheaper foreign imports decimated the local thread production industry.
     
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  13. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Very clever Tarquin.

    arf arf :biggrin::eek::redface::undecided:
     
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  14. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    No
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never been to the place, but by all accounts ahm no missing anything.
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Thanks Medro. 13 other posts and nobody has the manners to let me know.

    You're a gent <whistle>
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    It's a sunny, bustling metropolis of a county town.

    Boasting the largest Baptist Church in the world outside of the USA, Scotland's first purpose-built post-reformation Catholic church and many examples of places of worship for many different strains of Protestantism - boasting a religious tolerance in the 19th Century absent from the rest of Scotland.

    Other Victorian wonders include the Rennie Mackintosh-designed Art Galleries and Central Library, the Coats Memorial Observatory and a 1200 year old Abbey pivotal throughout Scotland's history as a supposed hiding place of Robert the Bruce and also providing the Calvinist teaching for a young man named Wetherspoon who became the Laigh Kirk Meenister and Invented America.

    Also worth seeing in its picturesque environs are the traditional swans at the Palatial Town Hall and a guy who looks like Kirk Broadfoot boasting Europe's largest penis.

    In a recent survey, Paisley came third in the UK for the most single females in a town while barely denting the top spots for single men.

    Its nearby airport, motorway and Europe's largest penis mean that transport links are superb and the Council Tax is cheaper than being within Glasgow City's boundaries.

    There are also lots of cheap drugs for the youngsters and a man boasting Europe's largest penis.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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