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Is nothing sacred

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Jun 23, 2010.

  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <ohyacuntmuir>

    Imagien that stuck in yer foreskin!


    Some burds wid use them to get revenge on ye for being a **** ... and no just a rapey one!
     
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  3. Castleger

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    She should call it - The Penis Fly Trap
     
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    <laugh>

    Bravo Sir ...Bravo!
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    thats just going to increas the murder rates then.
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    Imagine putting it in inside out.

    <yikes>
     
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  7. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    and who could argue with them dougie?

    "ye see yir onur, ah wis just gonnae rape hur but then hir fanny bit ma cock an ah jist went fukkin mental likes"
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    or even worse she is going out drinking and decides to wear her penis fly trap because she is dressed like a slut and is kind of asking for it. she gets really drunk and invites a guy back to her place but is so drunk she forgets about the cock destroying monster she has shoved up herself. i will leave the rest to your imagination. definite murder.
     
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  9. lone ranger

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    surely you'd have a case for self defense <ok>
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    if only there was a lawyer on this forum <whistle>
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    i know <doh>

    but sometimes i feel like there's a lawyer watching over us <ok>
     
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  12. Castleger

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    Best sticking to the poop pipe, less chance of her having one up ther as well<ok>
     
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  13. Kim Jong Il

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    <peacedove>
     
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