Long story short but was working in the garden, was shouted in half a dozen times for Sunday dinner. Sat straight down, ate it but spilled a bit on my t-shirt. Mrs Smug goes off for her siesta and as I wipe the gravy off my t-shirt notice it's full of holes. WTF? Now I'm wondering if she's finally had enough or if I've leaned on some cloth-eating plant or summat. I've had a few beers and glasses of wine, to dilute anything that was in the gravy, and my head's spinning a bit.
Liar. Your post makes perfect sense. Once it turns to bollocks speak we know you’ve been on the beer.
No way is she trying to kill you mate, if she wanted to do that she'd just tell you a little lie, like have you just heard that, that arsehole Storey has just bought SAFC, you'd have an heart attack, she'd inherit all your money, she even knows about the wad of cash hidden under the floorboards, nowts safe.
anytime Mrs F makes anything in the kitchen i feel its an attempt on my life. She can't cook to save her life...the woman could burn water
I would lay low and make your own dinner and tea until after the takeover is announced, I know it'll be a big ask but we need your inside information!
Well I am going to wake up dead one morning 100%, At my daughters wedding on Saturday and my ex wife and my current GF got on like a house on fire, we are trying to move to Australia and she has invited my ex out there any time she wants if we get there! I am sleeping in a ****ing seperate room with locks on the door
Sorry mate, I was trying to work out what you meant then forgot to reply. I've just been to look and they are marble. The holes are in the middle ... proper intrigued now.
I started worrying when I found the Sky planner full of shows like 'World's most evil killers' ... ... and noticed she watches Morse with a notepad and pen!
It’s the marble work tops my missus sent 3 joules tops back for the defect and they sent her new ones and then I found about 6 of my tea shirts the same it’s from when you are cooking or washing up, check your other ones , ha ha we were lucky with joules not knowing.
