I am honoured. I've taken the oath, rolled one trouser leg up and been annointed with baby oil by Minxy. I am at your disposal, though not your command. Let's get one thing straight punks - don't try to make my day.......... Cheers Sweetblue.
Sparkey the Moderator. Well! Well! Best behaviour now mind Spark or Angry Aussie will be on speed dial to the Superdoopers.
MOG gang? Count me in for that one, it's my middle name. Well done Sparks. Who will be the first from down west to test your mettle?
Well done Sparkey......keep up the good work after Taff.....and, Taff, thanks very much for your sterling performance over your time as mod
Well done Sparkey, Now your first under cover assignment is to get that useless load of bo----ll------cks, by the name of Knickersjack banned, ASAP will do!........
Well done Sparkey, knew you had it in you...when you yelped that night! Nice one Taff, we all knew that it would take an erudite and indefatigable character to fill your boots....someone with a great sense of humour and fair mindedness....
.. notice you left out the the trousers rond ankles and rubbing of the vaseline etc by brb? ... have you gone shy?