is it the start of alzheimers ?

I had one of those moments when you're having a **** to porn and you hear the wife's keys in the door. As she made her way to the living room, I managed to switch off the telly, get my cock back in my pants and breath a proud sigh of relief, just in time for her to be stood in the doorway.

I said, " Did you forget something?'

She said, " No, but you did. What's with the ****ing gimp mask?"

 

It wouldn't let me tag 'Hash's mum forgot to love him' because it was to long

 

Sword's love-muscle is either an exaggerated rumour or he has a very impressive trouser monster, I can only speculate which might be true.

 

It could've been worse. If only she'd known about the anal intruder.

 

So, what were you beating off to this time sword? Rear Deliveries 2 or Last of the Summer Wine?

 

I'm confused. I know prisoners have had tellies in their cells for ages, but when did prisons start issuing keys to the inmates and their 'wives'?

 

Yes. It is the start of a deeply distressing mental state.

It's called "not locking the friggin' door and leaving the key in the lock."

That way the old boiler cannot surprise you in your more "privately romantic" moments.

Yrs etc,

A Doctor.

 

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Well done