Is It Mandatory..............

............that every lezzer is a ****in dog?

jesus, what a ****e for shore eyesh.

the only decent looking carpet mucher I can remember was probably Woner Woman, Lynda Carter, ven she was a bit of a Viz borderline boiler.

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Jodie Foster was grand.

 

never liked her to be honest.

Silence Of The Lambs is one of the ****tiest movies ever.

The fact she is confirmed furry cup drinker made me despise her even more. Not that I have anything against women minge guzzlers.

 

Saffron Burrows is an occasional carpet muncher.

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Too skinny and no tits, no wonder she's a lezzer.

 

Get tae ****. I'd shag you just to have a go at her.

 

Sorry I like my tarts to be voluptuous and curvaceous, not like a skinny wee boy.

My one regret is that I never managed to be embraced by Norma Jean's heaving bosom.

Have you seen the black and white footage of her singing "Happy Birthday" to her eventual murderer that ****in crook Kennedy.

Unbelievable, pure sex.

 

Marlene Dietrich was a famous lezzer of your era ER. I expect you have had many a dominatrix fetish fantasy over her, nein?

 

Lindsay Lohan
Jane Hill
Me mate's ex

 

I'm usually the same (Christina Hendricks) but Burrows does something to me (well, I wish she would!)

 

My all time favourite was Ingrid Bergman, utterly stunning.

Marlene never did it for me Archer, although I did like "Marlene Watches From The Wall".

Same with Bette Davis Eyes, my all time favourite actress.

 

Of all the bars in all the world...

 

I know Lynda Carter campaigns for LGBT rights, but I'm pretty sure she's not a lesbian. It might be a bit of a shock to her husband of 30 years.

 

Or he's a lucky bastard for the last 30 years.

 

Not really. Cunt's no had his hole for 30 years while his wife's been munching rug.

 

Or then again...Think of all the hot lezzer super hero action he gets to watch.

 

Hiding behind the curtains watching

 

Im sure Lynda was munching Billie Jean Queen and Martin Ratilova.

 

Not to fussed about lezzers but I do like Bi birds. Watching a burd eat out another burd while you **** her from behind is a great experience