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Is he a liar OT

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by joeisonfire, Oct 8, 2013.

  1. joeisonfire

    joeisonfire Well-Known Member

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    I wanna prove a lad from work a liar, I don't wanna start listing his lies but I will give 1 to give you an idea, he lent an aunties helicopter and flew to help 9/11 people. Yip he is a turd

    He said he had Gardner first goal Sat and another bet Gardner firs goal and Man U 2-1.

    Is there any way I can prove him wrong? He said he put it on at the stadium.
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Yep......tell him 10 people wouldn't fit in his Aunties helicopter.
     
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  3. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    You don't need to. Tell him to come back after a sustained spell of not bull ****ing and you might believe him. Nowt worse than a two ****s and he needs to learn this so just reject everything he ever says and remind him why. <ok>
     
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  4. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    His first initial isnt J is it? Not meaning you btw, just i know somebody just like that
     
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  5. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff Forum Moderator

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    He's not called Chris is he!!! I used to work with someone exactly the same
     
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  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Don't believe anything he says, even if he claims it's Thursday and it is :)
     
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  7. CyprusMackem

    CyprusMackem Active Member

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    Doubt that's true about his Aunties helicopter. I couldn't get my Concorde anywhere near 9/11....<whistle>
     
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  8. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Just try black catting him and see what ****e he comes back with. Can be amusing to see how low they will go.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Find out how much he got paid.

    That first goal scorer bet will have been worth about 12/1 and the double he had in that order would have worked out around 125/1

    If he's put decent money on the double he's flush right now, tell him to buy a few pints after work!
     
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  10. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    I always wonder if the people who tell you bullshit actually believe it or just think you are that stupid to believe it. The best thing I was ever told was the guy who told me he had had 65 tips from horses of Jimmy White and 63 of them won and the other two came second.
     
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  11. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    for horses not from horses
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    it might have been mr ed
     
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  13. MagicJism

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    He's a turd alright. Fancy leaving two behind :wink:
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    My advice would be to just let him get on with it..Some people just feel the need to create an imaginary alternative life to make them seem more interesting to other people, which may mean he has some deep lying confidence/identity issues...And an added bonus is that his stories will also supply some amusement when they become more and more absurd, but try not to let him know this..
     
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  15. joeisonfire

    joeisonfire Well-Known Member

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    No his name starts with an S.

    I have been told that you cant collect from the stadium and that he would of had to collect his bet online, he siad he won over £3k. Wish i could even get the bet butler odds to prove what a cacksucker he really is
     
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  16. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    That was deffo the case prior to bet butler, havnt placed a bet in the ground since it changed hands, somebody must have had a winner on here though.

    You could just beat his pin number out of him and check his balance or ask for a ride in his aunties shanook, better still suggest a charity event or mention that your mate who works in the press a mr r e fect, said he would love to interview you for his magazine, he's asked if you can pass his number on, watch the fooker squirm
     
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  17. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    I did, but it was only for £120, think anything in the thousands might have to be collected from a main branch.
     
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  18. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Here we go, any advance on £120?
     
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  19. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    If you can wait a few weeks till the derby, got a good feeling for that one now.
     
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  20. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    If you can wait a few weeks till the derby, got a good feeling for that one now.
     
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