****'s usually on here by now on a Friday telling us about finishing early. I'm here till six . Well not here exactly as got to go out to site for a while.
I was off the last 2 days sick (just couldn't be arsed and was helping looking after my wee nephew), finish at about half 12 today and then off for a round of golf with the guys from the office
the mornng sun has long ago crossed the yard arm here in australialand ; had a few snifters and now about to tuck into a lovely curry prepared by ladyrogueleader ; then I might get seriously hammered and break out my new purchase of today....a chainsaw..................be afraid, be very afraid.
I sense the "Australian Chainsaw Massacre" as a future cinematic release. It'll just be RL chopping up blonde ****s called Bruce and Sheila whilst steamin and reeking of tandoori.
this is probably one of those things you wont believe ....but its true.....bought the chainsaw , drove into town and went to a department store , looked at a box of on sale dvds , second one I picked up was the texas chainsaw massacre , could be a sign ?
i reckon he'll just spend forty minutes trying to pour petrol into his electric chainsaw before abandoning it and buggering off for a nap
Afraid not Staggie, had loads to do this morning but as long as I get it done for 11.45am......well you know the drill by now
this could be a turning point in my life...........Ive always had the motive and occasionally the opportunity...... and now I have the means.....so will it be chainsaw led rape and murder ...or a bit of lumberjacking ?
****ing Internet Explorer doesn't work for YouTube videos. I ****ing hate the new software the put on my laptop. Wiped all my vibration data and reports and took away FireFox <****edoffmuir>
I've just started my paperwork with regard to transferring to the Australian Army, R.L. I've only got 11 months to go and I'll have completed my 22 in the British one, but have the option of another 2 years if I fancy it. However the lure of carrying over my pension and living in warmer climes have won me over. Only have to do 3 years with them and I get my Aussie passport so it's worth "the stretch" <WHERESROCKETSMILEY?>
well worth it BH , moving to Oz kinda gets looked on as this big , massive thing...but its only 24 hrs on a flight back home if you dont like it....thats always how I looked at it anyway. and the aussie uniforms are much cooler looking and made of much less jaggy material . rocket is currently "renovating" his new homes in his continuing plan to become a property developer <slumlandlordmuir>.....only trouble is he is doing the work himself and demolishing the neighbours houses at the same time? and I notice theres a "rocketbhoy" back on 606 , sounds familiar.
