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Irritating beards

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius, Jul 2, 2014.

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Which beard is more annoying?

  1. Tim Howard

  2. Adam Lallana

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  1. ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius

    ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius Active Member

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    Tim Howard's goalkeeping has been a highlight of this World Cup for me so far. His beard, however, hasn't.

    Player aside, which beard is more annoying?

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  2. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Howard's is magnificent.

    Mine is slightly irritating today, actually.
     
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  3. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Mine was irritating until this morning when I shaved it off.
     
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  4. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I hate large beards on bald men...they all look like terrorists.
     
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  5. Saint Elsewhere

    Saint Elsewhere Well-Known Member

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    Every so often I get the urge to shave my beard off, then when I do I remember that I was using it to hide at least 18 chins. Those are dark days.
     
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  6. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    This is the best beard I have seen this summer:
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    Mine gets irritating just before its weekly trim. My beard envy of Moeen Ali knows no bounds.
     
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  7. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    qed....not bald, but you get my point.
     
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  8. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Young men often grow beards to look older, but there comes a point when shaving your beard off makes you look ten years younger. Happens to me every morning :)
     
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  9. Joe!

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    Got mine when I started tending bar. It gave me a bit of extra confidence. It's not a big one; same sort of thing Lallana is going for but a bit less pathetic.
     
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  10. ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius

    ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius Active Member

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    I'm just jealous because I'm incapable of growing even so much as a twatbeard.
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Mine grows too quickly.
     
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  12. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    So does mine :)
     
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  13. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    From the nose up: young man about town.

    Nose down: osama bin laden
     
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  14. (Conor)

    (Conor) Well-Known Member

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    I've been able to grow a beard since I was about 16. My Head of Year at school always threatened me with detention if I didn't shave. Since I left school I've grown it, feels good man.

    And to answer the OP, Lallana's beard can go do one.
     
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  15. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    I suspect many are voting about the wearer rather than the beard itself, so the poll is seriously flawed!
     
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  16. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Tim Howard's beard is epic.

    Lallana's isn't.
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Beards are just wrong, in almost all circumstances. I understand that every male feels the need to experiment at some point in their life (I once had a rather forlorn Frank Zappa thing going on), but it pays to get this out of one's system as quickly as possible. Nothing says "look at how vain and self obsessed I am" quite so effectively as facial hair.
     
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  18. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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  19. Dan

    Dan Well-Known Member

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    The twattiness of Lallana's is topped only by Cavani.
     
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