http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...er-5-inch-sex-toy-womans-vagina-10-YEARS.html A similar thing happened to the first Mrs Uber, but in her case it turned out to be a fire extinguisher... ...and a fireman.
Quite incredible. Many years ago, a friend of mine was dating a nurse (later to become his wife). But one day (this is about 25 years ago) a few mates were at this guys place having a few beers; his girlfriend comes home from work, with a copy of a Xray. The Xray was of a man's behind, that had a picture tube from an old B&W TV stuck up his backside; that he couldn't remove, so went into A&E. His explanation - He fell over in the shower, and fell onto the TV tube
The cousin of my sister's ex-husband (sounds a bit tenuous, but yes really!) was a 'scene of potential crime' photographer who attended the scene of a death. Apparently the deceased had fitted leather straps to his ceiling and cemented a metal pole into an old Rover biscuit tin. He then greased the pole and, using aforementioned straps, apparently lowered and raised himself for his own personal gratification. Hey, everybody's gotta have a hobby, right? Anyway, it appears the straps snapped.
DT, the question is, would it be a path I wish to follow ? My only conclusion could be - you would have to be joking !! But thanks for offering
Some more great ideas for those of that persuasion? http://www.bromygod.com/2014/02/27/10-horrifying-sex-accidents-deaths/ 10 HORRIFYING SEX ACCIDENTS AND DEATHS please log in to view this image 3. THE NEON BUTT TRICK Warning: Foreign objects that are not sex toys do not belong in your body. Apparently in Croatia they donât give that warning and a man stuck a neon light bulb up his butt. As you can imagine the light bulb exploded in his butt and he almost died. please log in to view this image 6. THE DEADLY DILDO Remember when we said not to insert anything into your body unless it was a sex toy? Home made sex toys donât count! We wonât get into the bloody and horrifying details, but this individual used a power saw dildo. Saber saw blade + dildo attachment + sex play with partner = horrifying vagina accident. This is all kinds of nope! please log in to view this image 2. DEATH BY CONDOM Itâs been reported that people male and female have choked on a condom while performing oral sex. Talk about an awkward way to go! No one wants to die via blow job.
And then there are those who innocently go to hospital for treatment and end up with something missing... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2704558/Alabama-man-claims-penis-mistakenly-amputated.html
Ouch! I remember the story about the nurse that got confused when instructed to prick the patient's boil...
