A record 31 laps on the Pirellis! I'll go for Massa penalised for speeding though, just for the pathos.
I'm sure there is a joke to be made about both Williams' being on fire on sunday, but for different reasons.... I just can't be arsed to piece one together....
McLaren replacing the guy on the left real wheel, only for someone else on the same corner to also make a mistake?
I'll spark it off then: Burnie Ecclestone says there's no smoke without fire but we reckon he's looking for a non-existent Spanner in the works…