Perhaps the sellers of badges and miscellaneous wear outside the ground should start a new line in 'taking the mick' patches to iron over the CC name on new shirts. eg: loan sharks, pawned tiger, second hand etc I am sure there are plenty of funnier lines for patches than I can think up
Cat-ass-trophy: http://rulingcatsanddogs.com/funny-pet-picture-58-painted-cat-rear-end-colored-feline-comedy-pic.htm