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Irish Firesale Begins

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    With the announcement that the Irish government are to sell off state assets I urge you all to get to Dublin. You might pick up a bargain
     
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  2. Erik

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    Yeah, I'll just pop over from Yorkshire shall I. Great thread, Sam <doh>
     
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  3. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Angels demons fairies witches
    God I love them sexy bitches

    Angels for their beauty
    Demons for their lust
    Fairies for they're magic
    And witches for I must

    You see they have a spell on me
    Or perhaps a hex
    It's the magic they possess
    And it puts me to the test

    I find I must restrain myself
    Amongst the earthly chicks
    For if I release my inner beast
    It'll land me in a fix

    So in my mind at any time
    With them to tempt and tease
    I allow myself to ebb
    And indulge my fantasies

    From worshiping at an angels feet
    To being a demon's slave
    Or dancing with the fairies
    Within a witch's cave

    While she stirs up a pot of brew
    That fairies demons and I drink too

    Then weel force the angel to sip a little spot
    That will get her hot fer sure without an afterthought

    And as she staggers and as she swoons
    While she sways with total glee
    Inhibitions in total ruins
    Prepped and ready and ripe for me

    The witches laugh
    The fairies gasp
    The demons slap
    The angels ass

    I invade her holy hole
    With my mighty meat
    On the floor we writhe and roll
    Until I cum completely beat

    Now she drips a mess of juice
    Onto the cavern floor
    Out of her box all slippery loose
    A pussy fartin angel whore

    The fairies fly to feast and feed
    Upon the magic mess
    Gleaning all that they do need
    To make them fly I guess

    The demon she seems pleased with me
    And I made that witch one happy bitch
     
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  4. Medro

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    How much for the Sean Russell (IRA/Nazi) statue?

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    My brother in law lives over there...maybe I could get a good deal on his fiances sister?

    She's a proper fitty and I'd like to lock her in my cellar and force feed her my cock.

    <boredatwork>
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Offer a tenner and a pint <ok>
     
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    Hmm.

    I know a few lads in Rochdale who might get the job done for less...
     
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  8. gas

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    I'll give you a fiver for the Blarney Stone but one of you ****s have to deliver it <ok>
     
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    We'll get one of the lads to drop it round when they pay you that visit...
     
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  10. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    I pick the massive store of Semtex
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

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    How much for The Enchanted Shillelagh of Wicklow?
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Photie, please.
     
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    Nice use of comma, again.

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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Rugged Irish wimmin, eh? Salt o' the Earth. And they know how to sook a pipe.
     
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    Exactly sir, exactly.

    She's a beaut eh?

    Bundles of experience as well.

    Oooft...may have to have a short break...in a bit...
     
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  16. gas

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    What's in the pipe ?
     
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    My seed.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    His seed.
     
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