http://www.irishtimes.com/news/soci...t-truly-muslim-country-in-the-world-1.1826354 Medro will be pleased. Assuming the cancer hasn't got him yet.
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"