Steve - any chance of us signing this Ibrahimovic bloke? Looks handy up front... Get your cheque book out JB - Go get him Kenny!
Digger the deal to get Ibrahimovic has fallen through, at 50p a letter to put his name on his shirt it could cost us well over 100 quid throughout a season as well as £10 IKEA vouchers for every appearance he makes for us we have been priced out of the market.
A sock is better than nothing Steve! We could put it in the trophy cabinet ..... and then wheel it out every home game and put it in the middle of the team 'get together'!