There are not many things finer in life than a woman who has matured well, and there are few women maturer than Granny St. Claire. She has that certain something about her. Some say it is the tea-stained false teeth with the diamond Ingscisor; some suggest it her stunning set piece of a middle; some claim it is the slight leathery quality to her skin and the scent of musk. Whatever it is, Granny is a hit on Tinder. Right now, Granny is messaging a very fine young man from Argentina. He has the sexiest name: Marcelo. They have been messaging for a week using Google translate - as poor Marcelo doesn't speak a work of English. He is in Leeds for work, poor dear, but has suggested he might pop down for a bit of 'how's your flamingo'. That doesn't sound all that sexy, so Granny hopes it is just a case of bad Google translate. Granny is a silver surfer. She spends hours on the net each week, checking up on her admirers. Her favourites are the ones at Not606. They are a peculiar bunch but one called Lincoln reminds her of her great Auntie Lesley. She was a grand old lady. There is another site of her fans called Saintsweb but they seem a bit common and she only visits for the nudes. Her phone beeps. It is confirmed. Granny's date is heading in from Leeds and somebody is getting ****ed.
Tuesday 18th May 2021 SOUTHAMPTON V LEEDS UNITED - 18:00 KO Referee: Peter Bankes. Assistants: Neil Davies, James Mainwaring. Fourth official: Kevin Friend. VAR: David Coote. Assistant VAR: Marc Perry.
Looking forward to this one. Surely won't be 0-0! Hopefully Romeu will be back against the team he got injured against.
If the keepers are having 2 games each, this one will be Alex’s. I wonder what Ralph will do for the last game, half each? No keeper at all? Harry Lewis?