If you had 100 penalties against a Premier League goalkeeper how many do you think you'd score? I said 50-60 and got told I was an arrogant sod, but surely it's a lot easier to score a penalty than it is save one?
I don't think it would be that high. A good goalie would suss out your body language after the first few.
I'd of been after 80-90 in my time. Nowadays I'd have a coronary at the thought of a run up so maybe 11-12 stood still toe pokes.
****ing hell Pez I bet time flies by at your work. Did you give a run down of which ones you'd scored and where you placed the ball and also describe the ones you missed. Penalty 1- scored, bottom left. Keeper sent wrong way. Penalty 2- missed. Straight down the middle keeper saved it. Penalty 3- missed, skied it over the bar. Did you? All 100? I hope you did, otherwise it was a wasted exercise. I reckon I'd get bored and start back heeling them or try to head them in off the floor. I'd still score between 80 and 87.
I'd win easy. I've got previous for it, I wont blow me own trumpet and say more but I'm just better than you lot.
Never mind blowing your own trumpet I've heard you don't mind blasting out a tune on a rusty trombone. I've made myself chuckle with that one.
Think you're all pissed with these guesses. You think you'd get in 80 plus pens vs Mcgregor? Get to ****. You probably couldn't kick the ball into the net without it bouncing.
See my earlier post. I 'd have headed around 25 off the deck, scoring at least 20. I was also visualising Petr Cech, if we're talking McGregor then I reckon I'd score between 92 and 97.
I remember hitting a ****ing storming free kick from around 25 yards out a few years a go that crashed off the bar. I thought then, and still sometimes today think, that a good bar-crasher shot looks better than when it goes in.
Against Mac, about 20, against Hart, even my nan would get 100, and she's passed away, god bless her soul.
Nope but then again I've never been to Butlins. Well I have actually but they didn't have a penalty competition at Skegness in 1980, I did win the wheelbarrow race though. The lass I did it with won everything at the shoddily arranged sports day and I really fancied her. She'd have been about 10, does that make me a Knosshouse?
I've never had any complaints. Hang on, this is a bit sus. Someone asking me about the size of my swede? I'm being groomed!!!!!
Id score one goal. I played one year when I was living in Germany and the coach told me never play again and go back to playing Baseball.
I think I'd do alright, penalties were always one of my strong points, I'm 2 footed and can stick em in either top corner 8 or 9/10. Craig makes a good point that a proper goalie would suss you out immediately, but he'd do well to keep them out of the top corner every time.
