Off Topic Insults, quips,

Best put downs, or best come backs from a potential put down.

Be it on here or elsewhere.


Politic thread dwellers need not reply. As that is the saddest thread on earth.

 

brb med queen.

i seem to remember

 

Hilary, drove a diva away

 

Hilary’s solitary moment of comedy success on here was the masturbating monkey jibe. I doubt it was his own work but it was funny.

 

**** thread.

 

Who was it that said 'It was a jumpoline before your Mother jumped on it'


That tickled me.

 

The flying monkeys is amusing. Another one was the bat ****.

The meds one aimed at me has never bothered me, i actually find it quite amusing. Reason being, particularly on GC it tends to get used once someone has run out of retort or argument. And anyone who jokes about someone's meds, it says more about them than it does me.

 

Someone once referred to a bedraggled and defeated Wayne Rooney looking like a dejected monkey who had been asked to leave a sports shop. It made me chuckle anyway...

 

Like the story about Mark Waugh during The Ashes. Can’t be arsed to go into more detail on such a poor quality thread but you probably know it anyway.

 

Thread put down

 

Somebody on here referred to Harry Kane as 'that short tongued twat'

Had me chuckling for days that one.

 

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Big day for him today. A late equaliser and fish fingers for dinner when he gets home.

 

Always tickles me when people refer to that **** Wilshire as Jack Wheelchair

 

Best put down to a fat black guy talking about slavery and stuff

"Who da fuq are you martin Luther Burger king"

 

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

 

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

 

I refuse to use the registered trademark '**** thread' logo, while there are threads like moggfather.

 

I accidentally killed that thread by posting a link to Britain First supporting the Moggtwat.

 

Probably for the best