Got our lasses parents coming to stay for the next week. I'm already down for working 9 straight long days starting from tomorrow. Just hoping to tap into everyone's, vast, accumulated experiences of coping with such occurrences. Cheers in advance.
We're going to need more info mate. You got room for em etc or are they on your couch. Does he drink? Where are they from? Why hve you got involved with an outsider when theres all these Ull girls for you?? Have they got money?
I live in a two bed apartment/flat so they have a room and a separate bathroom. But it's definitely going to be a bit cosy. They're local but they moved into Burton Constable so have to vacate for two weeks. Why that's suddenly my problem I don't know. Drinks: yes Money: nope Stan. I'll give your suggestion a few days.
Use the dark web (silk road v2) to purchase some ricin, anthrax, polonium etc. Then be a good host and offer them some flavoursome cocktails. Sorted.
Always had options in the past but I've gone all in with current our lass. Plus she spends all my money. Can't afford to maintain a mistress.
Do you have a shed? If yes - spend time in the shed. If no - buy a shed & then spend time in the shed. "I'm just popping to the shed"
Withnail...a deeply deeply over rated film. Shame on anyone who had a poster of that film, perhaps positioned next to Che and maybe a comedic announcement gloryfying weed (the pope smokes dope or summat)
Book? There's a 12 episode series on Sky Atlantic in that. Possibly a second series if Brady was alive still.
Shag the mum-in-law. It'll give you a good grounding of what's to come. The father? I speak as a father. You're not good enough for her. You'll never be good enough for her. Your very presence makes his skin crawl. He wakes in the night screaming silently in a cold sweat, imagining you polluting the lily white perfection of his female offspring. If he could get away with it he would shoot you dead on the spot and piss on your twitching body. Hope this helps.
