Injury update 2022/2023

Diaz now out until at least March!!!!!

 

Sick note Keita played in the friendly!

 

He'll be injured again before boxing day

 

He's done foe year. It's neither first nor second time we've mishandled knee injury. Thiago for example

 

Rumours VvD's injury may be worse than first thought

 

Klopp waid at least a month and rumours were he went to a specialist right away so imo it'd only be logically that the same medical team as crocked Diaz was being hopeful telling klopp at least anything.

The second i heard specialist I was thinking 2 to 3 months.

 

Injury update: Jsut the 5. err...... yeah, not so sure but anyway

Diaz: Knee injury aggravated on midseason camp and issue made worse on other side of joint. Target return 15 March

Jota: Pulled his calf after being left on too long in big game - Target CL first leg game 21st Feburary.

Van Dijik. Hamstring. Little information available. In titally put down to return 18th Feburary 2023 (really for real madrdi again)

Arthur - Really.. do we care. thigh injury targetting a waddling back about the begninning of feburary but its pointless.

Frimino - Some sort of aggravation of an injury the medical again tries to rest first time. - No return date has been given.



However the real list also includes

Trent - can't track/won't track. the ainsley syndrome

Nunez - what knock did he have and will he hobble off v brighton?

Fabinho - bruised ego

Henderson - extreme old age.

tsimikas - smokers cough.

elliott - tackleaphobia

gakpo - barndoor-banjoitus.

alisson - the yips.

Jones - bang average syndrome

salah - appearing on the masked singer as a dust bin.

 

klopp has offered a little Ray of hope for the injury front.

he's stated today that Jota, firmino, vvd and that Arthur ghost are 2 weeks from full training with diaz on track for his rare turn date 8n March.

the last 16 of cl is the target for the first 4.

now, phillips has a sneaky cold cos he is moving, milner was out for a day of training and carvalho is also not in training

 

Konate out for three weeks.

 

That's handy.

 

Who's left?.................Gomez and ............is Matip fit?

 

let’s go old skool and whack Hendo in there

 

Mighty Nat.

Might need to bring out the 3rd place winning combo of Phillips and Williams.

 

Good job Fab wasn't sent off as he should have been.

 

so we crocked konate again then rush vvd back and crock him again.

gomez and matip for wolves.

 

This explains why Williams was brought back from his loan

 

we wanted Phillips out to fund a Bellingham game toe that we were never buying anyway

 

We are doomed.

 

Liverpool have had 17 separate hamstring injuries this season. With players missing a total of 79 games.