Cutting hedges today. Slipped and sliced my finger in my chainsaw. ****ing hurts. Ohhhh the perils of living in a first world country. Still ****ing. Hurts though and I won't be able to **** For a week!!
Anyone who cuts a hedge with a chain saw is a complete mong, you deserved all the pain you got, **** for brains eh.
These scenarios usually need photographic evidence or doubts will be cast on your version of events Martin.
**** you on about "playing to the gallery"? P.S. Nabdy cares your finger is still sore . Mibbe you should move on?