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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Thus Spake Zarathustra, Jun 10, 2014.

  1. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I saw the thread title and kinda guessed this was one of yours DD <laugh>

    I read this today in Private Eye and figured you'd appreciate it <ok> :

    FOOTBALL Association boss Greg Dyke will experience his first Fifa congress in Sao Paulo on 10 June, choreographed by president Sepp Blatter in the Pyongyang style.
    When not picking up their hefty per diems in cash, delegates from 209 national associations will be urged to rubberstamp Blatter&#8217;s claim that his corruption-soaked organisation &#8220;is now setting the highest standards for governance in world sport&#8221;. The corruption disclosures that wrecked Fifa&#8217;s credibility exploded in 2010 when Sunday Times Insight and BBC Panorama revealed that the 23-man Fifa executive was home to a bunch of venal bribe-seekers, seemingly confirmed when they awarded the 2022 World Cup to Qatar.

    Massive bribes

    Blatter hurriedly hired former New York US attorney Michael Garcia to investigate. Garcia will perhaps, some time, deliver a report into whether the crooks at Fifa trousered massive bribes to award the tournament to the Gulf billionaires. But why did Blatter choose Garcia as his well-rewarded &#8220;independent&#8221; investigator?

    Asked about Garcia&#8217;s record as a Wall Street crime-buster and his closeness to the Bush White House, Columbia University law professor Scott Horton commented: &#8220;The one thing that could be predicted with utter confidence on the basis of Garcia&#8217;s professional career is that he would zealously protect whoever appointed him and paid his bills. He might actually go after corrupt figures, but only to the extent it served the agenda of the person who appointed him.&#8221;


    Eat your heart out, Kim Jong-un

    And so it has turned out. One of Garcia&#8217;s tasks has been to investigate allegations that Blatter handled a CHF1m bribe (£400,000 at the time) from a marketing company intended for the dodgy former Fifa president Joao Havelange. Blatter had to admit handling the money but said he had no idea it was a bribe. That&#8217;s what we are told Blatter said, because neither transcript nor electronic recording of Garcia&#8217;s no doubt rigorous interrogation of his paymaster will be made available.

    Before hiring Garcia the serpentine Blatter rewrote Fifa&#8217;s laughable &#8220;ethics code&#8221; to ensure that evidence collected in Fifa investigations cannot be revealed. Eat your heart out, Kim Jong-un. Even the date and place of this performance are suppressed.


    These are all questions that Greg Dyke could ask in Sao Paulo. Nobody in world football wants to go to sweltering, booze-free Qatar, stepping over the corpses of Nepalese slave labourers. It&#8217;s a tough one for slippery Sepp, because if Qatar is cancelled attention will turn to how the oligarchs acquired the 2018 World Cup for Russia. The Fifa lowlifes who &#8220;looked after&#8221; Qatar likely did the same for Russia. Post-Crimea, an open revote could give it to England, a strong contender in the 2010 vote. Go Greg, go!
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    well yeah he's gone too far this time cos his "sponsors" are now unhappy and he's angry but his mates in the gulf will not accept an investigation and he gave his former mate a life ban, tried to rescind then reapplied as a scape goat.

    the fact is having run "real" racism campigns to not throw the word about cos you were caught out means you've blown that camiagn and everyone knows what he is.

    but..... jeez let not have title lik this on a thread!
     
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  4. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Time FIfa was investigated by an international police force, the organisation is corrupt from the top downwards and they are outside of the law in their corrupt dealings.

    I hate Blatter and his cohort's with a vengeance.<grr>
     
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  5. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Porque?
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    cos a kid might read it? and yes he is a porky ****bag i agree
     
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    This place is a wonderland of colourful obscenities at the best of times- any kid reading it better be made of stern stuff.
     
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    Porky?
     
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  9. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Get the bacon on.
     
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  10. The artist JerryChristmas

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    I looked up piggy eyed ****bag and guess what I came across...........I probably shouldn't post it....gross <laugh>
     
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    Just...., why?
     
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  12. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Er.....why wouldn't you???
     
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    Coz he's not a perv.<ok>
     
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  14. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Bet you googled it tho eh <laugh>
     
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    Did I ****, might be that octopus stuff.<yikes>
     
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  16. Whats wrong with females wearing tight shorts :huh:
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Child filter?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My 7 year old is an avid follower of RHC he is constantly asking me "Dad what does pissing, ****ing, ****bag pissflaps mean?".
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If he needs to ask you, his education is sadly lacking. Is he at a Trojan Horse school? <laugh>
     
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  20. CCC

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    Very good stuff. I particularly like this sentence:

    Serpentine. <laugh> I'd say that Blatter and Platini are figures of fun but they go beyond all parody. Corruption seems to be the filth these pachyderms wallow in. Repugnant.
     
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