Just had to break up a bitch fight there. If you could call it that. Apparently the complete moron of a manger forgot to put in the wee gay ****s wages in on time. If brains were dominoes this **** would be chappin. Now the wee ****y workers greeting about being in the red and he can't afford anymore geeky homo t-shirts he prances about in! I get a phone call from Tam in the office to come down as there's an incident with two of the staff. I come down to find 'colin' and 'justin' (nickname for these two ****s) vainly trying to slap each other whilst ****ing themselves to take a blow from the other limp wristed bastard (usual they're right up for taking blows from one and other). Apparently the worker went online on to some football forum full of ****ers and saw that his manage wrote a thread about beating him up and showing him who's boss. Who's boss, the **** doesn;t know if it's breakfast or arsehole time! I just stormed in there, bitch slapped the pair of them back into their seats and told them to get a grip. Their double ended dildo has been taken off them and won't have it back until further notice! They ended up in a huff and they're back at their PC's now, still whipering I tell ya, the sooner I get back onto dry land the better, ****ing sea ****ters
Double ****! My boss hasn't been offshore for at least 5 years. Lazy ****, he sits in an office onshore on a Kawasaki forum all day talking to other "Queery Bikers"
Wasn't too sure if this had been before but thought what the ****, these to arseholes desrve it! Your boss has a right ****ing kooshdy job if he never has to go offshore Venom!
