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****ing Marshmallows

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Apr 29, 2012.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I'm sick and tired of buying ****ing marshmallows.. I left for a walk and I came across the really hot shemale, and I was like let me suck it for €23. But she said, I couldnt let my lips touch her penis unless my mouth was full of marshmallows.

    I went to the store, and I bought a rake. I'm going to grow my own ****ing marshmallows and use my **** as a compost heap. Every ****ing marshmallow **** I see is going to get their mouth full of jizz and nothing is going to stop me placing marshmallows in my mouth and anus.
     
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    Hash., Apr 29, 2012
  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Are you high? <laugh>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 29, 2012
  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Toby, Apr 29, 2012
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    From 'The Man With the Twisted Lip' by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 30, 2012
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what the **** is happening?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 30, 2012

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