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****ing johos knock on my ****ing door at 11 am aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    told em sling their hook knock on one more door i phone the old bill have that u tossers soon left pretty sharpesh
     
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    I'd have thought you were ripe for a conversion Jonno.
     
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    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    bloddy annoys me who these people think they are knocking on doors ****ing early i threatened them with a police phone call assholes
     
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    Surely if you phone the police the first thing that they will do is knock on your door .

    Who you gonne call then ......Ghostbusters ?
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Jono was originally cast in Ghostbusters.

    They replaced him though as they needed a token black guy. This is why Jonos so racist you see.
     
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    Och well it's a wee change from the usual attire kids wear in Perth. Wellies and dungarees
     
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    I thought it was just obscure Christian fundamentalists he hated . Shame on you Jono.
     
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    Jono hunting for the ghosts of the krays.

    [video=youtube;S4quZi38-Fk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4quZi38-Fk[/video]
     
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    I was in a pub in Glasgow a few weeks ago and a guy came in and asked if I was a Jehovah's Witness.

    I told him I saw **** all.
     
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    Jump to 8.40 on that.
     
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    <laugh>

    What a ****ing drama fairy.
     
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    Is this for real MD?:emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  14. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    yes it is lol! towards end of my clip as i stood up a shadow of light went from me on the wall u can clearly see it!well shd be on most haunted the next generation im in chats with a few of the cast on fb so u never know one day.Im claire sensitive so basically i feel spirits that come near to me i even felt a few on my balcony today would u believe it as our flats built on an old graveyard people being experiencing like breathing on them and even the odd poke.so i know they are out their so to speak!.I dont like religious people knocking it ruins a weekend they always have save it before fecking 9 am then when you shout at them they just stand their looking gormeless
     
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    The American ones are mental. I was on the bus once and it was hammered. A smart young fellow got on and proceeded to work his way around the bus, speaking to every single person about god. His opening gambit with everyone was either "have you ever wondered why bad things happen to good people?" or "have you heard the good news about the love of our lord Jesus Christ?" I got the second question, which I dismissed with a polite "not today mate."
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    You should speak to Gambol, he's in touch with Wines and Spirits on a regular basis.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    I hate things like that, I got stopped in Buchanan Street the other day by some Chugger who asked me "Do you have 5 minutes to spare for Cancer Research?"

    I said "Sure, but I don't think we will get much done"
     
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    Jono has been on TV and everything Moses.

    Did you no see him get interviewed after them nutters killed that soldier?
     
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