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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Commachio, Sep 18, 2013.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Could be the latest trend if the UK follow Sweden. Must be better than playing ****y playstation games.

    Wife, 'where ya going love'

    Husband just of out for a pint and a ****'

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    Public masturbation decriminalized - Sweden
    "A man who openly masturbated on a Stockholm beach has been acquitted of
    sexual assault in court after it was ruled he was not targeting a
    specific person, with the prosecutor saying it's "okay" to play with
    yourself in public"

    "The incident occurred on June 6th at the Drevviken beach when the man
    removed his shorts and began masturbating close to the water. He was
    subsequently charged with sexual assault.



    The Södertörn District Court has now acquitted the 65-year old in a
    judgement which stated that it "may be proven that the man exposed
    himself and masturbated on this occasion".



    However, the court added that no offence had been committed as the
    masturbating man was not pleasuring himself towards a specific person.



    Public prosecutor Olof Vrethammar told the Mitti newspaper that he wasn't planning to appeal the ruling.



    "For this to be a criminal offence it's required that the sexual
    molestation was directed towards one or more people. I think the court's
    judgement is reasonable," he said.



    When asked if it was now acceptable to masturbate in public if you don't
    direct it towards a specific individual the prosecutor said it was
    "okay."



    "The district court has made a judgement on this case. With that we can
    conclude that it is okay to masturbate on the beach. The act may be
    considered to be disorderly conduct."



    In another recent judgement a 15-year-old boy was acquitted after being
    previously charged with sexual assault. The teen had thrown his
    underwear into a lake and stood naked in front of two under-age girls.



    The Södertörn District Court said that his behaviour did not have a
    sexual undertone and the charge was dismissed. Both the girls had
    requested the boy be charged with molestation."
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Common sense at last.
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  4. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I had one on a bus when I was fourteen. Never again. I was terrified.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well, ye should have just told the auld guy to leave ye alone.
     
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  6. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Sexy.
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    its not as fun if its "allowed" :(
     
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  8. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Could he have been charged separately for calling himself a ****er, very loudly, to attract attention?
     
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  9. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Actually that's a good tactic for getting someone to move, especially if it'some boring old biddy
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I used to argue that, if it was OK to smoke in public, it should also be OK to masturbate in public as nobody's health had ever been damaged by casual ****ing. The government undermined my argument by banning smoking in most public places. <grr>
     
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  11. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Where do you draw the line between 'casual' ****ing and the more dangerous pursuit of 'formal' ****ing?
     
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  12. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    No jeans or trainers?
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No, but nobbing young boys is perfectly acceptable.
     
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  15. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    I would go further than that and demand dinner jacket and black tie.Maybe even a monocle too.
     
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