Individual Player Sponsorship

I just had the idea that each player in our squad should be sponsored individually.

For instance:

Keeper (whoever it is) - sponsored by Durex......a great stopper.

Jimmy B. - sponsored by Tampax.....cos he's a bleeding c***.



Any suggestions for individual sponsors?

 

Aaron Mcleans first touch sponsored by Teflon as it never sticks!! Cheap shot i know.

 

James harper sponsored by waddingtons jigsaw division as he goes to pieces in the box