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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mind The Duck, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Considering that as a people they have their own:

    Culture
    Language
    Brewery

    And the fact that it would save on benefits
    NHS
    Vets

    Should Newcastle be granted statehood and leave the Union?
     
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    No - but using your rationale I think that merseyside certainly should <ok>
     
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    As it's closer to Scotland than it is the civilised South, perhaps it could be incorporated into the new Independant Scotland :D
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You would have refugee camps full of sheep dogs fleeing from their approach

    It's a non starter
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Hear hear. We should have swapped it for Hong Kong back in 1997. It would have been the perfect crime.
     
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    Aw go on, we'll chuck in Yorkshire and Cumbria too :)

    Thinking about it you can have everything North of Gloucester. <ok>
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    The state of Newcastle should be contained....not allowed to spread
     
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    I object

    We can't have Iran displaced as No 1 Rogue Nation
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    9/11 was caused by a Geordie pilot and his porn mag
     
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    <laugh> Maybe Mr Cam,eron can try and convince the new man in Pyong Yang to take it off our hands.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    They could use it as a 're-education centre' for dissenters. A year in Croxteth or Huyton and they'll be begging to go back to the uranium mines.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'd rather we took Sunderland rather than Newcastle. Better quality of sluts in Sunderland. <ok>
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Independance for London. We're a class apart from the rest of you peasants, and quite frankly I'm fed up paying tax to support all the funny voiced sheep-botherers with their strange customs and dark sexual practices.
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    it wasnt our cities in which society broke down during the summer <ok>
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...then post what they did on facebook and youtube.
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

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    Can you have a society in a police state?
     
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    All the rioters were actually Scots dressed up as urban English street youths
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That explains why I couldny get shoe polish anywhere.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I support this <ok>

    Any city stupid enough to actually vote for Boris deserves to be left on its own.
     
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