Incompetent Bastards

I ****ing hate them.

working on someone elses drawings just now. one existing wall measures 4190mm on the ground floor plan, 4565mm at first floor and 5675mm in elevation.

I went to measure it my self, it is 6260mm. I am in awe at how terrible a person can be at something.

 

Potato!

 

Catch Dougie trying, and failing, to make being a CAD monkey sound interesting.

 

That's one hell of a thick wall, what you building up there dougie? A nuclear bunker?

 

I could but then it would reveal my company and ultimately me <shaunyboi>

 

I fully accept its dull as ****. Some people should be shot.

 

Judas!!!

 

You should try my job. Looking at vibration spectra and lubrication reports all day.

 

That's the length Einstein.

 

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That sounds durty.

 

I have a semi.

 

Magic chat-up line. I'm a vibration specialist with a working knowledge of lubrication.

 

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I'm guessing you'd get a smack in the mouth if you said that to a woman.

A good bumming ensues if you say it to a man though.

 

I asked a girl if she "fancied the auld baw claw" a few months back in a bar. She just laughed at me and my beclawed hand held in front of her...

 

No **** sherlock

 

Tina's gynaecologist?